…MOM! The computer is trying to sex me up!

Seriously?  I thought I was safe on my meebo.  Fucking AOL bot or whatever it was.

I know my screen name is pretty androgenous, BUT if you look at the profile it clearly says I am FEMALE.

… At least I thik it does.

Whatever.

Here is what I got today after lunch.

[12:27] ascendingfire2: hi!
[12:59] Digitalnogitsune: hi?
[12:59] Digitalnogitsune: who is this
[12:59] ascendingfire2: Hey what’s up? 24/F here. You?
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: DO we know each ohter?
[13:12] ascendingfire2: Hmm. Have we chatteed before?
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: i don’t think so
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: Who are you?
[13:12] ascendingfire2: Oh ok. Sorrry. l wasn’t sure.
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: actually it is a maby
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: maybe
[13:12] ascendingfire2: But anywaysss…. What are u up too?
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: i am at work teaching
[13:12] Digitalnogitsune: i have a break right now
[13:12] ascendingfire2: Ah. lm Iike super bored.
[13:13] Digitalnogitsune: …read a bok?
[13:13] Digitalnogitsune: book*
[13:13] ascendingfire2: l was thinking about getting on web-cam but l’m not sure. lf l do wilI you come and watch me?
[13:13] Digitalnogitsune: no
[13:13] ascendingfire2: Yay! Ok. lts setup through a website so that pervs cant record me
[13:13] ascendingfire2: ls that ok with you?
[13:13] Digitalnogitsune: I don’t really care. I am not going to watch you.
[13:14] ascendingfire2: Alright. http://nikki.verifiedcams.com/nik18 go there
[13:14] Digitalnogitsune: no
[13:14] ascendingfire2: When the page loads look at the top and you will see a JOIlN FREE button. click it and signup real fast
[13:14] Digitalnogitsune: no
[13:14] Digitalnogitsune: Do you think I am Male or Female?
[13:14] ascendingfire2: It will ask you for a credit card to verify your age but it dosent cost anything. Not even a penny.
[13:14] ascendingfire2: When you get finished signing up then log in and view my cam k?
[13:14] Digitalnogitsune: no
[13:14] Digitalnogitsune: I don’t like women
[13:15] ascendingfire2: You can join me in private or tip me some gold and i will do anything you ask me to.
[13:15] ascendingfire2: l mean ANYTHlING. loI
[13:15] Digitalnogitsune: will you go away if I ask you too
[13:15] ascendingfire2: Lets taIlk on the site babee im getting off of here.
[13:15] Digitalnogitsune: GO AWAY!

It did what I wanted and went away. >:)

But…SERIOUSLY AOL?!

-DN

(I would post a funny picture but I am at work and that would not be an appropriate one.  Later..if I remember.

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3 comments on “…MOM! The computer is trying to sex me up!

  1. Oh those are the worst bots out there, I get the feeling that some are probably undercover cops trying to nab pervs on the net. I haven’t gotten one of those in a while, I usually get them on yahoo.
    And it was interesting that “she/he” didnt say anything when you said your not interested in women! Hahaha!

  2. 08:45:24: hello?
    08:46:52: how are you?
    08:46:55: who
    08:46:58: Im great you?
    08:47:06: who are you?
    08:47:11: Im nikki
    08:47:40: hey nikki how did you get this adress?
    08:47:48: Hey what’s up? 24/F here. You?
    08:48:26: 30/m 🙂
    08:48:34: Hmm. Have we chatteed before?
    08:48:42: i am somewhat confused … i dont think so
    08:48:49: Oh ok. Sorrry. l wasn’t sure.
    08:48:57: But anywaysss…. What are u up too?
    08:49:12: nothing, gotta go to work in 40 min
    08:49:20: Ah. lm Iike super bored.
    08:49:23: where are you from nikki?
    08:49:32: *G*
    08:49:35: l was thinking about getting on web-cam but l’m not sure. lf l do wilI you come and watch me?
    08:49:52: sure why not
    08:50:04: Yay! Ok. lts setup through a website so that pervs cant record me
    08:50:10: ls that ok with you?
    08:50:17: ah i see
    08:50:24: Alright. http://nikki.verifiedcams.com/nik18 go there
    08:50:40: When the page loads look at the top and you will see a JOIlN FREE button. click it and signup real fast
    08:50:58: website is offline
    08:51:13: It will ask you for a credit card to verify your age but it dosent cost anything. Not even a penny.
    08:51:24: When you get finished signing up then log in and view my cam k?
    08:51:34: as i said, offline
    08:51:48: and i dont have any credit card
    08:51:49: You can join me in private or tip me some gold and i will do anything you ask me to.
    08:51:56: l mean ANYTHlING. loI
    08:52:04: hehe
    08:52:14: Lets taIlk on the site babee im getting off of here.
    08:53:45: some nice chatbot

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